I shall say this once and only once (Nur einmal!) I have a "fascinating" thought process, but I won't elaborate for you in fear of mentally traumatizing a few of you. I also have another account, but I hates it so much! well the User name anyway it's
I will do requests, if you want me to do something, just send me a note, or email me at ace612@gmail.com
Since I do not have a website (because I am barely Tech savvy) email, and DA are the only ways for you to contact me except for a select few. (people I actually know, and have met in person) other wise you are SOL.